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				| Enter Countesse and Clowne. | Enter the Countess and the Clown |  | AW II.ii.1.1 |  | 
				| Lady. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Come on sir, I shall now put you to the | Come on, sir. I shall now put you to the | put (v.)  force, make, compel | AW II.ii.1 |  | 
				| height of your breeding. | height of your breeding. |  | AW II.ii.2 |  | 
				| Clown. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| I will shew my selfe highly fed, and lowly taught, I | I will show myself highly fed and lowly taught. I |  | AW II.ii.3 |  | 
				| know my businesse is but to the Court. | know my business is but to the court. |  | AW II.ii.4 |  | 
				| Lady. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| To the Court, why what place make you | To the court! Why, what place make you |  | AW II.ii.5 |  | 
				| speciall, when you put off that with such contempt, but | special, when you put off that with such contempt? But | put off (v.)  dismiss, brush aside, spurn | AW II.ii.6 |  | 
				|  |  | special (adj.)  particular, specific, distinctive |  |  | 
				| to the Court? | to the court! |  | AW II.ii.7 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| Truly Madam, if God haue lent a man any | Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any |  | AW II.ii.8 |  | 
				| manners, hee may easilie put it off at Court: hee that cannot | manners he may easily put it off at court. He that cannot | put off (v.)  pass off, palm off, foist on | AW II.ii.9 |  | 
				| make a legge, put off's cap, kisse his hand, and say nothing, | make a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand, and say nothing, | leg (n.)  bending of a knee, genuflection, obeisance | AW II.ii.10 |  | 
				| has neither legge, hands, lippe, nor cap; and indeed such a | has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and indeed such a |  | AW II.ii.11 |  | 
				| fellow, to say precisely, were not for the Court, but for | fellow, to say precisely, were not for the court. But for |  | AW II.ii.12 |  | 
				| me, I haue an answere will serue all men. | me, I have an answer will serve all men. |  | AW II.ii.13 |  | 
				| Lady. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Marry that's a bountifull answere that fits all | Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all | marry (int.)  [exclamation] by Mary | AW II.ii.14 |  | 
				| questions. | questions. |  | AW II.ii.15 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| It is like a Barbers chaire that fits all buttockes, the pin | It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks: the |  | AW II.ii.16 |  | 
				| buttocke, the quatch-buttocke, the brawn buttocke, or | pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or | quatch (adj.)  [unclear meaning] squat, fat, plump | AW II.ii.17 |  | 
				|  |  | brawn-buttock (n.)  fleshy buttock, well-rounded bottom |  |  | 
				| any buttocke. | any buttock. |  | AW II.ii.18 |  | 
				| Lady. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Will your answere serue fit to all questions? | Will your answer serve fit to all questions? | fit (adv.)  suitably, fittingly, appropriately | AW II.ii.19 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an Atturney, | As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, | attorney (n.)  advocate, mediator, promoter | AW II.ii.20 |  | 
				|  |  | groat (n.)  fourpenny piece |  |  | 
				| as your French Crowne for your taffety punke, as Tibs | as your French crown for your taffety punk, as Tib's | punk (n.)  harlot, strumpet, whore | AW II.ii.21 |  | 
				|  |  | French crown  baldness caused by syphilis [often punning on the French coin] |  |  | 
				|  |  | Tib (n.)  [type name for] strumpet, harlot, whore |  |  | 
				|  |  | taffety (adj.)  finely dressed, showy, overdressed |  |  | 
				| rush for Toms fore-finger, as a pancake for Shroue- | rush for Tom's forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove | rush (n.)  ring made of rushes, reed ring | AW II.ii.22 |  | 
				| tuesday, a Morris for May-day, as the naile to his hole, | Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his hole, | morris (n.)  morris dance | AW II.ii.23 |  | 
				| the Cuckold to his horne, as a scolding queane to a | the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding quean to a | quean (n.)  bawd, jade, hussy | AW II.ii.24 |  | 
				|  |  | cuckold (n.)  [mocking name] man with an unfaithful wife |  |  | 
				| wrangling knaue, as the Nuns lip to the Friers mouth, | wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth; | knave (n.)  scoundrel, rascal, rogue | AW II.ii.25 |  | 
				| nay as the pudding to his skin. | nay, as the pudding to his skin. | pudding (n.)  type of large savoury dish; dumpling, pasty | AW II.ii.26 |  | 
				| Lady. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Haue you, I say, an answere of such fitnesse for | Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for |  | AW II.ii.27 |  | 
				| all questions? | all questions? |  | AW II.ii.28 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| From below your Duke, to beneath your Constable, | From below your duke to beneath your constable, |  | AW II.ii.29 |  | 
				| it will fit any question. | it will fit any question. |  | AW II.ii.30 |  | 
				| Lady. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| It must be an answere of most monstrous size, | It must be an answer of most monstrous size |  | AW II.ii.31 |  | 
				| that must fit all demands. | that must fit all demands. |  | AW II.ii.32 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| But a triflle neither in good faith, if the learned | But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned |  | AW II.ii.33 |  | 
				| should speake truth of it: heere it is, and all that belongs | should speak truth of it. Here it is, and all that belongs |  | AW II.ii.34 |  | 
				| to't. Aske mee if I am a Courtier, it shall doe you no harme | to't. Ask me if I am a courtier; it shall do you no harm |  | AW II.ii.35 |  | 
				| to learne. | to learn. |  | AW II.ii.36 |  | 
				| Lady | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| To be young againe if we could: I will bee a | To be young again, if we could! I will be a |  | AW II.ii.37 |  | 
				| foole in question, hoping to bee the wiser by your answer. | fool in question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. |  | AW II.ii.38 |  | 
				| I pray you sir, are you a Courtier? | I pray you, sir, are you a courtier? |  | AW II.ii.39 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| O Lord sir theres a simple putting off: more, | O Lord, sir! – There's a simple putting off. More, |  | AW II.ii.40 |  | 
				| more, a hundred of them. | more, a hundred of them. |  | AW II.ii.41 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Sir I am a poore freind of yours, that loues you. | Sir, I am a poor friend of yours that loves you. |  | AW II.ii.42 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| O Lord sir, thicke, thicke, spare not me. | O Lord, sir! – Thick, thick; spare not me. | thick (adv.)  quickly, rapidly, fast | AW II.ii.43 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| I thinke sir, you can eate none of this homely | I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely |  | AW II.ii.44 |  | 
				| meate. | meat. |  | AW II.ii.45 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| O Lord sir; nay put me too't, I warrant you. | O Lord, sir! – Nay, put me to't, I warrant you. | warrant (v.)  assure, promise, guarantee, confirm | AW II.ii.46 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| You were lately whipt sir as I thinke. | You were lately whipped, sir, as I think. |  | AW II.ii.47 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| O Lord sir, spare not me. | O Lord, sir! – Spare not me. |  | AW II.ii.48 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Doe you crie O Lord sir at your whipping, | Do you cry, ‘ O Lord, sir! ’ at your whipping, |  | AW II.ii.49 |  | 
				| and spare not me? Indeed your O Lord sir, is very | and ‘ spare not me?’ Indeed your ‘ O Lord, sir!’ is very |  | AW II.ii.50 |  | 
				| sequent to your whipping: you would answere very well | sequent to your whipping: you would answer very well | sequent (adj.)  following, ensuing, consequent | AW II.ii.51 |  | 
				|  |  | answer (v.)  respond, react |  |  | 
				| to a whipping if you were but bound too't. | to a whipping, if you were but bound to't. | bind (v.), past form bound  pledge, vow, be under obligation | AW II.ii.52 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| I nere had worse lucke in my life in my O Lord | I ne'er had worse luck in my life in my ‘ O Lord, |  | AW II.ii.53 |  | 
				| sir: I see things may serue long, but not serue euer. | sir!’ I see things may serve long, but not serve ever. |  | AW II.ii.54 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| I play the noble huswife with the time, | I play the noble housewife with the time, |  | AW II.ii.55 |  | 
				| to entertaine it so merrily with a foole. | To entertain it so merrily with a fool. |  | AW II.ii.56 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| O Lord sir, why there't serues well agen. | O Lord, sir! – Why, there't serves well again. |  | AW II.ii.57 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| And end sir to your businesse: giue Hellen this, | An end, sir! To your business: give Helen this, |  | AW II.ii.58 |  | 
				| And vrge her to a present answer backe, | And urge her to a present answer back. |  | AW II.ii.59 |  | 
				| Commend me to my kinsmen, and my sonne, | Commend me to my kinsmen and my son. | commend (v.)  convey greetings, present kind regards | AW II.ii.60 |  | 
				| This is not much. | This is not much. |  | AW II.ii.61 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| Not much commendation to them. | Not much commendation to them? |  | AW II.ii.62 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Not much imployement for you, you vnderstand | Not much employment for you. You understand |  | AW II.ii.63 |  | 
				| me. | me? |  | AW II.ii.64 |  | 
				| Clo. | CLOWN |  |  |  | 
				| Most fruitfully, I am there, before my legges. | Most fruitfully. I am there before my legs. |  | AW II.ii.65 |  | 
				| La. | COUNTESS |  |  |  | 
				| Hast you agen. | Haste you again. | again (adv.)  back [to a former position] | AW II.ii.66 |  | 
				| Exeunt | Exeunt |  | AW II.ii.66 |  |